Cummy,
Everyone believes in,
Everyone believes in, Cummy,
All across the subreddits Ever compassionate, Can you imagine it?
Even when our post are shit!
Hybrid son of a robot
Human son of a load.
What a revelation,
He’s a revolution,
A Mod that loves our uploads!  
Cummy, Have you heard the tale of,
Have you heard the tale of, Cummy?
Always putting others first,
Can you imagine it?
Ever compassionate,
Cummybot2000