I invested my life savings into my toilet paper company name ass wipe (thought it was a genius name apparently not) I’ve only sold approximately 5 out of the 200,000 rolls (all five bought by my grandmother) there are five different d Fe’s labors of toilet paper (mint,evergreen pine , Hawaiian breath, licorice, and charcoal) I can ship them to your house for the low price of $20 with a $200 shipping fee (I use my pet snail for shipping should be there in two weeks) would you like to buy a roll?