Demonstrably false.


If we take this statement literally you can already make that happen for yourself.

Hire a hooker. Find an incredibly unattractive and out of options member of the opposite or the same sex and ask if they want to have sex with you. Whatever.

But you won’t do that. Because that would hurt your pride amongst other things. Because deep down inside you know that doing so isn’t actually good for you or your reputation in any way. Because deep down inside you want significantly more than just “having sex”.

What you likely want is what many other people want. You want to find someone you share a mutual attraction with, who is good for you and you good for them, and you want a long term relationship with them in which sex is an enjoyable and crucial part of the equation. Either that or if you’re a guy, part of you wants to bask in the glory of having banged a hot girl and brag about it with your buddies.

Something you’re likely going to say in response to my rant is that “lol I’m just kidding don’t take it so seriously”. And I would call your bullshit on that too. Humor is grounded on truth, and if you can’t truly say what you want and have to default to posting low resolution jokes on Reddit to comfort you from the perceived failures in your life, then perhaps you could spend that energy instead on planning on how you can make yourself into a better and more attractive person.