Trump runs on stage in the middle of prom in his prom dress, mascara running down his face, and dramatically wails “I am the prom queen, not you Biden you suck! You stole Jerry from me You fucking whore” all the while sobbing, and then he starts punching the shit out of Biden. Trump finally staggers onto the middle of the stage, yelling “I AM THE QUEEN *dramatic theatre movements* I WILL TAKE MY RIGHTFUL THRONE *struggles to lift a sword he got from the theatre dept.* THIS KINGDOM IS MINE! I RULE! Trump then goes to swing at biden, still continuing his speech, and promptly misses. “Uh, Trump? Do you need some help with that sword?” “NO! I’m a strong independent woman I’ll get it myself-“ all the while stumbling around in the chaos, trump trips over and rips his dress, revealing his my little pony boxers. “AH SHIT MY DRESS FUCK” then since he misses he goes for a punch, and Biden just steps out of the way and continues the speech. Trump is on the ground crying because his prom didn’t go how he wanted it to go, and Biden just talks louder and louder over his wails of distress. He finishes his speech, and walks off the stage to applause.