Since the dawn of time, there have been a great many conflicts and personal issues stemming from human interaction and the will of man. These events have varied in sheer size and scale, from the lowliest of dispute between two landowners over who gets a plot of land, even though it was the Native American’s from the start, during the Wild West-era or the American Frontier, to the outright atrocity that was Kawhi and Paul George signing to the LA Clippers, offsetting the balance of the NBA terribly in favor of the Western Conference and rendering a supposed superteam Brooklyn Nets-led Eastern Conference in shambles. But none of these could possibly match the absolute monstrosity that is my ban from your highly esteemed site, MC.HYPIXEL.NET. This server has stimulated a great many a good time for yours truly, so to take away that ability, to take away MY only source of happiness, who could possibly think that? Who is the real enemy here? The one who is only trying to play the beloved Minecraft to their heart’s content, or the one who is outright displacing that ability to do so? At this point, the Golden State might as well just sign James Harden and Derrick Rose just for good measure, or even bring Brian Scalabrine out of retirement just for the hell of it. The audacity. The absolute audacity for the likes of you people at Hypixel, you so called-bearers of happiness, to do the exact opposite of that. In the words of the great Ewan McGregor, “You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness… You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you.” How could you. How could you people just do this to me. You have left me heartbroken. You’ve left me in more pain then when my crush started dating someone else even though she didn’t even know I existed and was a whole mile out of my league. Marvins Room can’t mend the pain this time. You’ve really done it this time. There is only one thing to do now. I am going to commit suicide. I am going to kill myself, and it’s all you fault! All you monsters at Hypixel.net are responsible for the death of this innocent Minecraft user. Have you no shame? I can’t take it anymore! There is no more love in this God-forsaken world! I am going to end it and it’s all your fault, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! I can’t believe you’d really push someone that far! Do you really want that blood on your hands, that to sit on your conscious? I didn’t think so! So make the right choice here, you could bring someone to their knees, someone so innocent and so in need of salvation in the reality of hardship, or you could continue to provide and nourish for the youth, and change the world forever. Make the right choice. It’s really not that hard. Obama out. \*drops mic\*