cleans pocket watch

Ahem…

adjusts katana

G-g-good afternoon, m’lady

tips fedora

I can see you are a maiden of discerning taste and-

flashes copy of The God Delusion

Superior intelligence…

shitposts on r/atheism

I hope that you are not like all these other harlots-

squeezes waifu pillow to reassure her I am pure

Who only date muscled douchebags,

exercises mind

Who have but a fraction of my 175 IQ…

Chugs dew for energy

For if any Chads were to approach you while I was around,

relives middle school beating, vows revenge for 5000th time

I would become quite angry

“forgive me master”

And Chads do not like me when I am angry…

goes all out, just this once

So would you accompany me to my study,

is euphoric

And get lost in my mind-maze, and try my putanesca sauce,

shuns PHONY god’s blessing

All whilst having a deep intellectual discussion of MLP?

IS ENLIGHTENED BY MY OWN INTELLIGENCE