cleans pocket watch
Ahem…
adjusts katana
G-g-good afternoon, m’lady
tips fedora
I can see you are a maiden of discerning taste and-
flashes copy of The God Delusion
Superior intelligence…
shitposts on r/atheism
I hope that you are not like all these other harlots-
squeezes waifu pillow to reassure her I am pure
Who only date muscled douchebags,
exercises mind
Who have but a fraction of my 175 IQ…
Chugs dew for energy
For if any Chads were to approach you while I was around,
relives middle school beating, vows revenge for 5000th time
I would become quite angry
“forgive me master”
And Chads do not like me when I am angry…
goes all out, just this once
So would you accompany me to my study,
is euphoric
And get lost in my mind-maze, and try my putanesca sauce,
shuns PHONY god’s blessing
All whilst having a deep intellectual discussion of MLP?
IS ENLIGHTENED BY MY OWN INTELLIGENCE