Damn Snapple Libs

Let me fill you in on a near crisis in my life, so I love Snapple, I drink all flavors and opening up one the first I do is flip the cap over and read the Snapple fact. So I got a Snapple the other day and the fact is “recycled paper is made using 40% less energy than normal paper”, now maybe some folks care for facts like this but I don’t. My mouth dropped open after I read it. My first thought, don’t tell me the Snapple man is getting liberal on me. I was mad, what a stupid fact to put on the lid. Like we don’t know that already, recycling is beat into our heads in elementary school. Give me something I don’t know, like the one I read before that on a bottle, “fish can get hiccups”. Which I gladly told others. So today I gave them another chance, I slowly opened the bottle, flipped over the cap and it read, “mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eating bananas”. It blew my mind. 🤯, Who knew this!!!! Maybe the Snapple man was just having a moment awhile back. My faith is restored.