Do it. Say thank you. Stab them in the back.

EDIT: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SILVER OMG!!!! IT’S LITERALLY, LIKE, THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I ONCE, LIKE, HELD A BABY IN MY ARMS!!!!!

Here is the list of people i would like to thancc:

– /u/breadzero for gifting me Silver

– My parents for having me as their baby (Although i’m sure they would’ve preferred a Reddit Award)

– SARS-CoV-2 for causing a quarantine which is giving me cabin fever

– The Brazilian Civil Defence for warning me, in all caps and via SMS, of an INCOMING THUNDERSTORM PLEASE SEEK SHELTER every time there’s a minor drizzle

– The Academy (all of them)

– Paradox Interactive and Ubisoft for giving me entertainment during these tough times

– Software Pirating Scene Groups such as CODEX and HOODLUM for giving me Paradox Interactive and Ubisoft games which i can’t really afford

– /u/SrGrafo for making this post

EDIT 2: GOLD?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!

I was going to donate money to charity, but because you’ve given me Reddit Gold (which is now my \#1 achievement in life btw) i just have to spend that money partying. If anyone wants to set up a coronaparty somewhere, hit me up. It’s the right thing to do.
 
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EDIT 2: GOLD?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!

I was going to donate money to charity, but because you’ve given me Reddit Gold (which is now my #1 achievement in life btw) i just have to spend that money partying. If anyone wants to set up a coronaparty somewhere, hit me up. It’s the right thing to do.

EDIT 3: It has finally happened. After praying for so many years, i’ve been gifted Platinum. I can afford real food (such as McDonald’s and Walmart^® Great Value™ Fries), and i no longer have to eat my own toenail clippings anymore.