Gay spiders?

I have been bitten on the penis, by spiders, more times than I can count. I’ve even been bitten by a brown recluse which was unfun and left an unpleasant scar. But I never get bitten anywhere else. I was probably five the last time I was bitten by a spider anywhere but my penis. Why do they do it? Are the spiders gay? Do they need some time in horny jail? Jokes aside, this is very irritating and I’d like to know why theyre doing it and if I can stop them somehow.
Edit: no joke like as soon as I made this post, I noticed, yet another bite. There is a spider hiding on my crotch.