At seven o clock I’ll take you to the dance

At nine o clock, we’ll be taking off our pants

Your parents marriage might be a mess

But we’ll deny the pain with a brand new dress

It’s prom

It’s prom

I’m taking you to the prom

Beep beep

We’re going in a rented Mercades

Just watch out for those dumpster babies

I may be hip but I got something hipper

You put it in drinks and its easy to slip her

It’s prom

It’s prom

I’m taking you to the prom

Bitch

Get in the back of my van you whore

\*recorder\*