oh my fucking god i fucking hate raymond animal crossing. i want to strangle him until i hold his lifeless corpse, then proceed to gouge his stupid eyes out. god, i hate his eyes. they had to make him have heterochromia to make him “quirky” and “unique” but it just ends up making him look fucking stupid. afterwards i’ll break his stupid fucking glasses. they probably aren’t even real honestly. they just make him look like a stupid fucking sjw. if raymond was a real person he would probably think that overwatch is one of the most progressive games of the century. also his name is fucking stupid, they probably intentionally named him raymond because of “everybody loves raymond.” they fucking knew that there would be thousands upon thousands of stupid fucking “fans” that just post this stupid little fucker. they would literally do anything to have this stupid fucking cat on their stupid little wholesome uwu aesthetic islands. they will pay thousands of dollars and even harass people for this stupid fucking cat because they “love him and appreciate him more than you ever will.” imagine being such a fucking neanderthal that you think that you deserve a fucking cat. it’s not even a fucking cat it’s a fucking line of code. if his fans actually owned a real animal, it would be neglected and die within weeks because all they spend their time on is worshipping this stupid fucking cat. i also despise the way he “dresses.” his clothes make him look like a “pure christian boy.” i fucking hate his clothes why is he dressing so nice you’re literally just gonna fucking walk around an island and get screenshot thousands of times by his stupid little fucking fans. his fans probably have not seen the sun for almost years. they probably only use tiktok and post stupid fucking fancams. fancams with zero effort put in with kpop blaring in the background and a fresh watermark right in the center. they can’t learn to edit because they’re wasting hours slaving away at their minimum wage job just so they have the fucking chance to afford raymond for their one star island. after they finally spend hours upon hours at their job they finally buy the stupid fucking cat. they then realize how fucking stupid they are for buying a $1,000+ digital cat. they try to fill the newly found void in their hearts by posting him every. single. day. i can’t go a single minute without seeing an “oMG rAYmoND iS tHE bESt vILLagEr <<<<3” post. how much fucking time do these degenerates have? probably not much because they decided to attach themselves to a stupid fucking cat. a cat that i despise with every single fucking atom in my body. i hate you so much raymond. you will pay for what you’ve done.