Being on the road traveling is great, but I gotta say, a fucking major drawback is, I always end up having to take a shit in some backwoods ass stank fucking crack den of a gas station out in the middle of nowhere and then some fat fuck taking forever in there cuz he can’t fucking wipe, t Rex ass mother fucker then comes out stinking like 10 God damn minutes later and I’m just standing there like are u fukin serious dude plz just go die in a fucking field cuz we all know you woudlnt last a day on your own without divine intervention from first world technology.