*guitar riff starts playing*
Satan: “I AM COMPLETE!”
The Bois: “FUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUCK!”
Satan: “YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK, NOW IM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOU’RE FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND BOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIIIIIEE!”
Jables: “Waiiiiit, Waiiiiit, waaaeaaiiit you muthafuckaaa, we challenge you to a rock oooff!”
Both: “Give us one chance to rock your socks oooff.”
Satan: “FAAACK, FOOOOCK, FUUUUUCK THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A ROCK OF CHALLENGE, WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHATS THE CAHAHAAATCH?”
Jables: “If we win, you will take your sorry aass back to hell. And also you will have to pay our reeeheent.”
Satan: “AND WHAT IF I WIN?”
*Dramatic guitar strum*
Jables: “Then you can take Kage back to hell…”
Kage: “What?!?”
Jables: “Don’t worry man.”
*Another dramatic guitar strum*
Jables: “…To be youah little beetch!”
Satan: “FINE!”
*Heavy metal starts*
Satan: “IM THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL!”
*MORE METAL*
Satan: “CHECK THIS RIFF OUT, FUCKING TASTY!”
*Epic guitar riff*
Satan: “IM THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WAHANT, WHATEVER I GOT IM GONNA FLAUNT, THERES NEVER BEEN A ROCK OF THAT IVE EVER LOST!”
*MORE EPIC GUITAR*
Satan: “I CANT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL! IM GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL, ILL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE MY SCARLET PIMPERNEL!”
Jables: “NOOOOOOO!”
Jables *again*: “Come on Kage, bring the thundaaah!”
Kage: “There’s just no way that we can win, that was a mastahpiece. He rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal man…”
Jables: “Dammit Kage, you become his sex slave, you’re gonna gargle mayonnaise, unless we bust a monster massive mamajam!”
Kage: “But we’ve been through so much shit…”
Jables: “Deactivated lasers, With my dick!”
Both: “Now we gotta blow this fucka dooaown!”
Jables: “Come on Kage now it’s time for the showdown!”
Kage: “I hear you Jables now it’s time for the throwdown!”
Jables: “Light up the stage, cause it’s time to blow doors doown!”
Kage: “We’ll bend you over and we’ll take you to brown town!”
Both: “NOW WE’VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKA DOWN
Kage: “he’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!”
Jables: “c’mon Kage, because it’s time to blow doors down!”
Kage: “Oooooo we’ll piledrive ya! It’s time for the smack down
Jables: “HEY ANTICHRISTER, BEELZEBOSS! WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, OUR ROCK-IT-SAUCE! WE ROCK THE CASBAH AND BLOW YA MIIEND, WE WILL DEFEAT YOU! FOR ALL MANKIND!
*also jables*: “YOU HOLD THE SCEPTER, WE HOLD THE KEY! YOU ARE THE DEVIL, WE ARE THE D!”
Both *awesomely*: “We are the d we are the d we are the d we are the d we are the d we are the d we are the d we are the d *this goes on for a bit but hey there’s a cool guitar riff in the background*”
Satan: “YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME, COME ON KAGE YOU’RE COMIN WITH ME!”
Satan *Again*: “TASTE MY LIGHTNIN FUCKAAAS!”
Jables *Heroically*: “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Satan: “AAAH FUCK, MY FUCKIN HORN! OH- OH NO!”
Jables: “FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU SHALL REMAIN! UNTIL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAIN!”
Satan: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Satan: “FUCK YOU KAGE! AND FUCK YOU JABLES! ILLL GEEET YOOUUU TENACIOUS DEEEEEE^EEEEE
Both: *knod in silence*