Ok🆗🆗, ⬆️this⬆️ is ❌ABSOLUTE❌ fucking😩 💩bullshit💩. I went to 👀see🙉🙈 Cars🚙🚗🚕🚓 in the 🎭theater🎫🎫 yesterday📆, and when ⚡⚡Lightning⚡⚡ McQueen got🉐 HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my 🍖boner🍖 engaged. When Lightning McQueen👰👰 🗣said🗣🔊 “Ka-Chow💥💫!”, I couldn’t help🆘 it🇮🇹!!! I closed📕 my 🙄eyes🙄, and I 😨TORE my 🍆dick🍆 to shreds😱, using whip 💞like💞 motions👉✊✊ and pulled with 💪💪great force💪💪. That was one1⃣ of the 🆗best🆗 nuts 🔩🔩 I ever had🈶, just 🤔🤔thinking💭 about it🇮🇹 now 🉐gets🉐 me riled ☝️up☝️. Thing is, I 🔩nutted🔩😩 all over the kid👶👦 sitting 💺💺 ▶️right▶️▶️ next➡️ to me, and his 🙅🙅mom👪 got🉐 all pissed🚽 at me, 😱screaming😱 at me for 👉✊😩jacking🎃 off📴 on🔛 her son👦👦. I 🗣told🗣 that bitch👯👯 to shut🤐 the🤐 fuck🤐 up☝️, and that 💦💦jacking🎃 off📴 is a🅰️ 💐🌸natural🌳🍂, artistic🖌🖌, and beautiful✨✨ process. You should 😄BE😄HAPPY😄 that my semen💦 is all over your son👦, maybe he can learn🏫🏫 a🅰️ lesson📚📕 or two✌️ about the culture and art🎨 of jacking🎃 📴off📴. HOWEVER, the 🎥movie📹🎬 theater🎭🎭 managers👴 ❌didn’t❌ agree🆗 with me. They 👢KICKED👢 ME OUT of the 🎥movie🎬 theater 🎭, and I ❌didn’t❌ even🌃 finish🔚🔚 👀watching👀 the Cars🚙🚗🚕🚓 movie🎦. Not only THAT, but they made me 🌊🚿clean🛁 up🆙 my 💦semen💦💦 after it🇮🇹 already dried out and solidified on🔛 the 💺seats💺. THATS 😱TORTURE😱!! Do you 🤔know🤔 ❓how hard❓ it🇮🇹 is to 🚿clean🚿🚿 semen💦 after🔚 its🇮🇹🇮🇹 dried out? You 🛁CLEAN🛁 💧semen💧☔️ 🔚after its🇮🇹 🥒🥔FRESH🍠🍆🍅 out of your 🍆cock🍆, not an 🕜hour🕟 after you 😩fucking💧nutted😩. This is 🅰️a🅰️ fucking😩 OUTRAGE😡😤😤. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock🍆 and jack🎃 off📴📴 when ℹ️iℹ️ see 👀 a 🅰️ HOT🔥🔥🚒 sex🍆🍑 scene📹🎬 in 🅰️a🅰️ movie🎦? Either ❌don’t❌ ban✋ sex🍆🍑 scenes🎬 in 🎥movies🎦, or LET ME 🎃jack🎃 off📴 in your 🎭theater🎭, 🕳🕳assholes🍑.