I am required by law to let you know that this is a Penis Inspection Checkpoint. All we really require you to do is pull down your trousers and let us inspect your cock, make sure it’s healthy and all that, then you can move on with your day. It’s a simple process, and usually takes up to 2 minutes – up to 10 minutes if you’re feeling real risky. It’s all government-funded, so there are no expenses. Dr. Cock B. Torture will be in soon to help walk you through the process.