THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM PEPSI. PEPSI IS ENACTING PEPSI LAW ACROSS THE UNITED STATES.

-CITIZENS WILL CONFORM TO PEPSI LAWS AND PROCEDURES. THERE IS NO RESISTANCE.

-CITIZENS WILL DRINK PEPSI UNTIL A 60% BPL (blood-pepsi level) IS ESTABLISHED. FAILURE TO DO SO OR FAILURE TO COMPLY RESULTS IN SYSTEM FAILURE. THERE IS NO RESISTANCE.

-CITIZENS WILL ABSOLVE THEIR IDENTITIES TO PEPSI. CITIZENS WILL BE KNOWN AS PEPSI. THERE IS NO RESISTANCE.

-CITIZENS WILL PERFORM A WRITTEN EXAM GIVEN BY PEPSI. FAILURE WILL RESULT IN SYSTEM FAILURE. THERE IS NO RESISTANCE.

-CITIZENS WILL BE ASSIGNED TO TASKS. THESE INCLUDE: PEPSI DUTY, DIGGING PEPSI WELLS, SALVATION DUTY. THERE IS NO RESISTANCE.

FAILURE TO COMPLY IN ANY NATURE RESULTS IN SYSTEM FAILURE. YOU ARE PEPSI. THERE IS NO RESISTANCE.