you’ve been running for an hour, the purge comes once a year and this happens to be the year you get evicted. you duck into a side hallway in an abandoned warehouse; its a bad idea but you need to catch your breath, they probably lost you a while ago anyways. then in the darkness you hear it, a perfect imitation of rainbowdash “lets be friends! heheheh!”. you are terrified to your core; the last thing you see is a 285lb bald 55 year old man with a 1/4 inch penis wearing nothing but a blood soaked rainbowdash mask. your life is ended by a 2 foot tall Hatsune Miku hair shaped bat to the head, it was a good life.