Tl:dr at bottom & throwaway account bc my friends and family know my actual reddit account
This fuck up occurred about a year ago while I was at summer camp for business.
Background : I was, 18M, going to summer camp in a large city in Northeast USA for business and was having a blast at this really large university which also shares a name with a clothing brand. Also, we stayed in dorms for the duration of the camp. For the class, we were split into teams to create a product/business and “sell” it to the teachers who acted as investors, all the while learning about business techniques and skills during workshops. The sales pitch comes, and my team doesn’t do too bad and place 2nd overall. And after the pitches, during the last week of the program, we basically had free time to visit and explore the city.
And this is where the fuck up begins…
On one of the last days of the camp, I’m about to go out with my teammate when they ask if they could bring their roommate along, and I was open to more people coming along since it was just the two of us. We all decide to meet at the subway station to go downtown, and when I arrive, I see the most exquisite, breathtakingly beautiful girl I have ever seen. And my friend introduces her roommate to, lets call her Girl C, 18F. Girl C and I instantly hit it off and are talking about everything, from stop to stop, and store to store after we get off the subway.
We finally decide to head back to the dorms, and Girl C tells her roommate/my teammate she’s hungry, and she’s going to split and grab some pizza. Then she turns to me and asks me to come along bc she’s scared to walk at night alone, so obviously lovestruck, I tag along.
We go to eat some pizza, and honestly the place was one of the best pizza joints i ever ate at (pm me for info), and make it back with 15 mins till curfew. We sneak around the dorm building and find a hidden spot around the corner, where there was one chair against a wall. So i sit down in the chair first and she sits on my lap and we start making out hard, and she’s going at it and throwing some tongue around in there, and i’m just sitting there in bliss enjoying every second if it. She moves down to my neck and starts giving me hickeys all on my right side, leaving a multiple huge red spots forming what looked almost like a giant circle. We break it off, but right before she leaves, she asks if she could come over in the morning so we can continue this, and again I agree and tell her to just send me a text first.
I go back to my dorm, and almost stayed up all night with a giddy energy a child would have the night before Christmas, pumped and excited to open their gifts the next morning. Eventually I fall asleep around 3-4 am, and woke up around 8 am to check my phone if Girl C has texted yet, but to my disappointment, she hadn’t. So I got up and brushed my teeth, shaved, took a quick rinse, and changed out of my pjs.
Then around 10 am she texted me after I ate some breakfast (corndogs, but only because I had them as leftovers and I was on a tight budget), I told her which room I was in, and for her to come over. Five minutes later she shows up at my door, knocking. I open it up and she instantly attacks me and starts sucking at my neck while undoing my belt. One thing leads to the next and i’m two fingers deep in her, and she’s moaning loud while shes also in my pants. I keep on fingering her, and she keeps on tugging at me when she whispers in my ear if I had rubbers, which i forgot to bring along. But she says its fine, she goes raw sometimes, and I tell her to get into doggy and she obliges. (I should have stopped here, but me being a dumbass continued with the plan of going raw. Always wrap up!)
I get ready to put it in, when I notice my right middle and ring finger were darker than my index and pinky finger. I reach over to grab a napkin and try to rub it off, and it does a 75%? job at getting rid of what I now learn to be shit around her asshole, caking almost every square inch. So with 25% left on my fingers I use my bed sheets to get rid of the few remaining streaks in order to focus on fucking this girl. I look down again and I see this brown dried up ring of shit around her asshole, but as me being a horny teenager at 18 still, opted to put it in still. Major fuck up.
As i’m doing her from behind, I look down and start noticing these brown streaks on the dick, and then these brown flakes on my pubic hair. I pump maybe three more times increasing the streaks before I instantly lose any rigidness in my penis, and go flaccid and pull out instantly. I’m not sure why, but I tried hiding the fact from the girl to not make her feel bad, but I tried to pull out and either wipe it with a napkin or say I needed to go pee. I opted with the latter, but she turned around and saw my dick, shit and all, and nonchalantly grabs me by the base, pulls me to her, and blows me for a good ten mins and cleans me up in her mouth.
It was one of the weirdest blowjobs ever in my life. On one hand, here was one of the prettiest girls I ever slept with sucking my dick, but on the other, she just slobbed off actual shit of my dick. I still came, but never felt the same after that day knowing that i fucked a girl that didn’t wipe. I also ended up getting tested and thank the lord but somehow I didn’t catch anything.
tl:dr I met this girl through a teammate, and fucked her only to learn she doesn’t wipe after shits
edit : people’s been saying it’s a fake story, and without any proof it probably does, and unluckily (?) i don’t have any proof of the shit dick. i could prove my identity to an admin with my id and Girl C’s id from the the university. also wondering if it would be okay to post the pizza joint & university on my post bc a lot of people have been asking where the pizza place was/what university
editedit: people in the comments are saying it could’ve been period blood, and that is very plausible, but 1) the smell issue : the shit was dried up, so thats why the shit didnt smell as much? 2) Also, it wasnt dark brown shit. It was peanut butter colored? Thats the best I could put it as