Hello, this is Jack Goff

Over the years, I have witnessed countless instances of my name being used in an inappropriate context across the internet. Although I do admit my name sounds exactly like “jack off,” it is extremely disrespectful to make fun of someone for something they have no control over. Think about it. How would YOU feel if someone made fun of YOUR name? Yep. That is how I feel. I technically can legally change my name, but everyone would still know me as “Jack Goff,” so there probably won’t be a point in this.

Aside from writing to ask everyone to stop making fun of my name, I have a good amount of friends who also feel the same. They include, but are not limited to:

* Ben Dover
* Dill Doe
* Michael Toris
* Nick Gerr
* Dick Long
* Dixie Normous
* E. Rex Sean
* Harry Cox
* Mary Juana
* Master Bates
* Yuri Nator
* Wayne Kerr

Me and all these people have our names made fun of on a daily basis. Everyone, please take a moment to reconsider your actions if you have ever used our names in an inappropriate context. If you are doing that, it is bullying. Have some sympathy and compassion. It is NOT funny in ANY shape or form.

Thank you for your cooperation.