In lieu of just saying LOL to that, I’ll humor you. Without pasta, Reddit would be Digg or Stumbleupon or some shitty steaming pile of shit that disappeared precisely because Reddit took over with its synergistic system of both pasta and and pizza. (Without pasta, we wouldn’t even be having this conversation right now.) Reddit was and continues to be successful because of its combination of both things. The distinction there being that primates and programs could take over the pizza side of the equation and literally nobody would ever notice a difference.

Cool story, but that’s all it is. One example. We both know you’re too smart to actually believe that constitutes an argument in any legitimate capacity. Is it possible to karmawhore with a hilariously low effort post? Yup. But no one is going to get into pasta with only those kinds of posts. Like I said before, feel free to examine my top pasta. The vast majority of them are not idiotic memes or zero-effort bullshit. I’d bet the house that every other pasta whore’s history is exactly the same way. Even beyond that, I’ve seen plenty of pasta whores here post stories about just how easy it is to pizza whore, too. Anecdotes are not argumentation, or this entire discussion would be pointlessly invalidated.

You also ignored the crux of the issue: there is absolutely no part of being a pizza that is impressive or worthy of pride. They find content which you did not create and you put it on Reddit. To use a real world extended analogy, pizza are the people who come to a party like, “Hey guys! Check out this funny [whatever] I found!” And people enjoy it, and that’s it. No one’s leaving that party thinking to themselves, “Man, [pizza] was so cool. What would that party have been without them?” While pasta are the people at the party actually entertaining people during the party. They’re actually interesting people; the life of the party.

It’s hilarious that pizza actually think they’re superior to pasta.