That’s interesting as f\*ck, bud! /s

Let me help you out here… -*cracks knuckles-*

**Story time guys!**

I met this one couple (lesbians, 8/10 34DD and 7/10 36D), at an anime convention (I don’t watch anime by the way). Anyway, I got their Facebook and a month later I got a message saying, “yeah so this is awkward, but I felt a tingle down there that boys haven’t given me before” – blonde girl, a.k.a. “wanna try the real thing” girl.

I don’t really like talking about myself. You see, I’m a pretty humble 18 year old guy who lives in Arizona, fresh out of high school, eager to start college again, IQ of 138 on the Stanford-Binet scale, etc, I’m quite shy so I won’t talk about myself but you get the idea. I just couldn’t stand seeing a top comment get up-voted, soaking all that karma with such milquetoast content… you’re welcome, Reddit!