Widest orders???

Tell me about ya’ll’s wildest orders and deliveries. I’ll start.

Once i had an order from taco bel for ONE HUNDRED (100) cheesy roll-ups, TWENTY FIVE (25) crunchwraps supreme and THREE large Mtn Dew baja blasts (no ice). tip was 7.50.

Once I pull into the neighborhood, i realized this was the projects. It made O-Block look like a gated community. Never before have i been so thankful for my melanin, because if i was white i surely would have been shot. So i take his 15 pound order (and 3 large baja blasts) to he door and knock. as i take the picture he opens the door. butt-ass naked white guy. he stares at me for a solid 15 seconds. “are you the doordash guy?” he doesnt wait for me to answer, and sits on the ground cross legged. he starts *COUNTING THE FOOD.* he takes all 100 cheesy roll ups out of the bag and lines them up in rows. same with the cruch wraps. im so dman scared that i dont dare leave. once hes done counting, he says “they made two extra, you can have them.” he gives me two (2) cheesy roll ups that have been on the ground, and he says “you can go” and dismissem me with the wave of his hand. i turn around, thankful to leave with my life, he screams “WAIT” i turn around and he gives me a bank roll of ***dollar coins.*** keep in mind, he was still ass naked, and in the breezeway of the apartment. no longer in his domicile. i quickly take this mans offering and scram. the last i saw of him was him bending over to pick up his food, hairy asscrack in the air. i got 25 in dollar coins and 7.50 as a tip!

so, can anyone out do this story?