You disgusting worms, I can read in TWELVE DIFFERENT LANGAUGES. I have a MA in English and a doctorate in Education…

… and EVEN I think that the “classics” are shit for modern kids.

 You’re not on my level, trust me. So take a MOTHERFUCKING SEAT & leave people alone

Your supercilious, privileged, frankly RACIST tirades against middle-grade and young-adult literature comes from a place of DEEP IGNORANCE about the books that have been written over the past 30 years by writers that could MOP THE FUCKING FLOOR with your out-dated asses.

The teachers you’re attacking? Fools, they KNOW PEDAGOGY. They understand that their job is to TEACH KIDS TO READ , deeply and critically, and then to set those kids free in the world to dive into the books THEY choose, not what your simple-minded adherence to custom dictates.