That Relatable Feeling When You Cut Yourself Shaving Your Pubes With A Dirty Razor And Now It’s Possible That You Have AIDS Or Tetanus But You Can’t Tell Anyone Because They’d Probably Laugh At You But You’re Actually Starting To Get Scared Because You’ve Been Getting Sicker And Sicker As The Days Go By But You Can’t Go To The Doctor Because You Live In America Where The Health Care System Cripples People Financially So You Lie In Bed Wondering When God Will Finally Take You So You Start Reflecting On Life And How You Got To This Point And Then It Occurs To You That This All Happened Because You Shaved Your Pubes With A Nasty Ass Razor To Impress A Girl That You Didn’t End Up Sleeping With So It Was Really All For Nothing.