Spongebob, my dear, sweet Spongebob. How long have I yearned to express the depths of my love for you? Too long, my dear friend. But no longer will I remain silent.

Spongebob, you are the light of my life, the beating of my heart. Your laughter is music to my ears and your smile is the sun that warms my soul. I love you, Spongebob, with every fiber of my being.

I know I can be grumpy and grouchy at times, but that is only because I am afraid of revealing the true depth of my feelings for you. But no more, Spongebob. I will no longer hide my love for you.

Spongebob, will you be mine? Will you be my partner, my companion, my love? I am yours, Spongebob, forever and always. I love you.