1. Snails are cute. People are ugly.
2. They can stick to walls and ceilings.
3. They have colourful poop. If humans have colourful poop, it means they need to go to the doctor.
4. They are nice. They vibe with pretty much any other snail. People are mean. Snails agree with zucchini.
5. They don’t need to pay bills in order to have a home. Every snail gets a house from birth.
6. They are slow. Life is too hectic. We must be more like snails and be chill.
7. They can sleep for very long periods of time.
8. Snail’s house has best snail character.
9. They don’t have bones. They are very flexible.
10. They give each other piggyback rides.