It is no secret that I’ve got a thing for Imperial stormtroopers. I just can’t help myself around a man in uniform, is all.

Given this particular weaknesses, I have decided to prepare myself for the fateful day that I meat my stormtrooper in white, shiny armor. With pickup lines. Star Wars pickup lines, to be specific.

Folks all about the internet have come up with some incredibly creative zingers, I’ve come up with a few myself, and I’ve also heard some great lines out in the wild as well. For your convenience, I’ve put the best of the best pick up lines together in one centralized place. Never again will you find yourself tongue tied when you run into that uber sexy twi’lek or jedi.

May the Force be with you, if you know what I mean.