Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to inform you of a recent development in my genital region. Upon viewing your countenance, it has come to my attention that a merger of our two aforementioned regions would be profitable for both of us, as my own region is primed for such a business endeavor. I do hope you consider this proposal favourably, and if so i will be more than happy to book in some time with you to go through the finer details of this arrangement (positioning, length of contract, ect.). If you could let me know your decision on this matter by the end of the week, we can get the balls rolling.

Sincerely,
A Horny Male/Female