I’d like to bend your mind with something that goes against common reasoning: ‘There is no life on the dark side of the moon.’ Why can’t it be? Here’s my take on it, form your own conclusions:(DISCLAIMER: concepts below, esp. regarding Fiat Multiplas, are my own. I do not expect the reader to hate them, I am merely stating MY beliefs.)

**Fiat Multiplas are ugly cars**. It has been voted as on of the most ugly cars by numerous media and people (i.e. [The 100 ugliest cars](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/2754226/The-100-ugliest-cars-20-1.html?image=18).) They were put on this Earth by some Flying Spaghetti Monster. **But not all versions are ugly** only the first generation. This one was indirectly designed by him to test how humanity will react to it. Most people hated it but the Pastafarian God continued building them himself on the darkside of the moon. **We don’t know how many?** Are they full option? Gasoline or petrol? Which generation? Are they sentient like Transformers? Is their leader Optimus Interior? **FSM just created them all** Golden ones, tuned ones, even V8 ones and some that look like [Thomas the train](http://motoslider.com/images/fiat-multipla-14.jpg). Surely if he is all powerful, he can control and manipulate?

So, my thinking is this…He creates all sentient Multiplas, physics, time, etc., with the Big Bang. He then (using whatever methods a Diety may) makes a shield on the moon and camouflages them there, the shields makes the side of the moon invisible for any scientific instruments or the human eye to see it. He manipulated the English Parliament so they close the “fabric” club. He copies it on the moon, so all the transformers can have some fun dancing. He designed Carmageddon as a game so they can simulate road wars with villain extraterrestrial Renault LeCars. For some reason he also opens a Taco Restaurant, but nobody uses it because Transformers don’t like tacos, and even if they could eat, they would eat Pasta or Ramen in honor of the FSM. He already created life as we know it. Now he’s just waiting for the Fiat Multipla to become voted best looking car in the world by everybody (Even the lizard people) and once this is done he introduces himself to the world. He will grant the population each their own Transformer Fiat Multipla and will take care of world peace. (oh, and he will also make all the dogs walk backwards and they will say “me too, thanks” instead of barking)

This is just a theory of mine. I figure, if FSM created it, why can’t He manipulate it with his noodly appendages? And the dark side of the moon we see (or don’t see) is just a matter of point of view (inside the shield vs outside.)

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I’d like to bend your mind with something that goes against common reasoning: ‘There is no life on the dark side of the moon.’ Why can’t it be? Here’s my take on it, form your own conclusions:(DISCLAIMER: concepts below, esp. regarding Fiat Multiplas, are my own. I do not expect the reader to hate them, I am merely stating MY beliefs.)

**Fiat Multiplas are ugly cars**. It has been voted as on of the most ugly cars by numerous media and people (i.e. [The 100 ugliest cars](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/2754226/The-100-ugliest-cars-20-1.html?image=18).) They were put on this Earth by some Flying Spaghetti Monster. **But not all versions are ugly** only the first generation. This one was indirectly designed by him to test how humanity will react to it. Most people hated it but the Pastafarian God continued building them himself on the darkside of the moon. **We don’t know how many?** Are they full option? Gasoline or petrol? Which generation? Are they sentient like Transformers? Is their leader Optimus Interior? **FSM just created them all** Golden ones, tuned ones, even V8 ones and some that look like [Thomas the train](http://motoslider.com/images/fiat-multipla-14.jpg). Surely if he is all powerful, he can control and manipulate?

So, my thinking is this…He creates all sentient Multiplas, physics, time, etc., with the Big Bang. He then (using whatever methods a Diety may) makes a shield on the moon and camouflages them there, the shields makes the side of the moon invisible for any scientific instruments or the human eye to see it. He manipulated the English Parliament so they close the “fabric” club. He copies it on the moon, so all the transformers can have some fun dancing. He designed Carmageddon as a game so they can simulate road wars with villain extraterrestrial Renault LeCars. For some reason he also opens a Taco Restaurant, but nobody uses it because Transformers don’t like tacos, and even if they could eat, they would eat Pasta or Ramen in honor of the FSM. He already created life as we know it. Now he’s just waiting for the Fiat Multipla to become voted best looking car in the world by everybody (Even the lizard people) and once this is done he introduces himself to the world. He will grant the population each their own Transformer Fiat Multipla and will take care of world peace. (oh, and he will also make all the dogs walk backwards and they will say “me too, thanks” instead of barking)

This is just a theory of mine. I figure, if FSM created it, why can’t He manipulate it with his noodly appendages? And the dark side of the moon we see (or don’t see) is just a matter of point of view (inside the shield vs outside.)