I gotta get this rage out of me! Every morning…idk how, but everytime I need to go to the bathroom, this god damn bald manatee looking fuck goes to the bathroom right before me. He isn’t fat, but his head is literally shaped like a perfect manatee head and he’s got a beard that makes him look kinda like the villain from sonic. ANYWAY this bastard takes this like septic smelling shits EVERY SINGLE DAY and despite the fact that the bathroom is like 30 ft away, the smell oozes out. Before he comes out, I hear the mad dash of Lysol spraying as he tries to mask his slop. Then after, he leaves the bathroom with the light on (so the air ventilation stays on) and he walks out, head down like he’s ashamed and he waddles like he just shit out a child. Then he goes to his office and closes the door. Now I can’t shit in there for at least an hour! AND he leaves stains all over the god damn bowl. There’s a scrub thing to clean that shit! Use it or flush again!