You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chars and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? I’m the OP, you absolute clown. You thought you were safe in your chain mail armour behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war, but I didn’t start it.