What did you just say to me, you little fuck? I’ve been trolling you this entire time and you’re too stupid to notice it. But let me finish this with a serious question here. Do you even lift, faggot? Your body is like a retarded sloth you dumb shit. You’re as skinny as a fucking anorexic Steve Urkel, I mean for real, like how much do you weigh? 120 pounds? It’s called a gym. Try venturing into this mysterious land, unknown to your tiny ass dumb mind. Maybe if you get your weight up, you won’t float away in the wind, and get chicks that aren’t ugly as fucking sewer rats, you piece of shit. Now, instead of playing COD and jacking off, try bench pressing or something, maybe instead of fingering your own asshole, you can do some chin ups, or are you too much of a prissy fag?
I had an amazing experience the other week. I was standing 69’ing your grandma and while doing this disgusting act, a fetus crawled out of her nasty ass vagina and looked me in the eyes, saying I’m gonna die in seven days. There must have been a fucking ladder in there, because it just walked right out against gravity. I would not have been able to experience this amazing, spiritual life-changing event if I didn’t lift, because your fat ass grandma weighed 300 pounds, so it took some muscle to hold her up.

Get to lifting…fgt fite me irl u dnt scarre mi