ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ:

Shadow the Hedgehog’s a 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫. He pissed on my Fucking wife.

ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ.

He took his hedgehog fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCkinG wife, and he said his dick was

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔹𝕚𝕘,

and I said that’s Ｄｉｓｇｕｓｔｉｎｇ.

So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except way ₛₘₐₗₗₑᵣ. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like.

ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ʙᴀʙʏ.

Tall points, ɴᴏ quills, Ｎｏ pillows, look at that, it looks like ᴛᴡᴏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏɴɢ. He fUcked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get!

My ＳＵＰＥＲ ＬＡＳＥＲ ＰＩＳＳ!

Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher.

I’m pissing on the MOOOON!

How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON the MOON, you idiot!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DrRrOpPpLeTs hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!