I’ll come out to feed her before our afternoon walk, and ill put the food in her bowl. Normally she rushes right too it, starts eating because she knows when she finishes it all she gets to go for a walk. But once a week… Well, I’ll say once every two weeks, instead of going straight for her food after I pet her for a bit, she’ll nuzzle her nose under my arm. The first time it every happened I thought she was just being extra lovey, she’s always gotten a little extra clingy from time to time, but when I tried to push her away and get her to eat her food she just refused, she’d come right back and nuzzle under my arm again. I got up, pointed at the food, through a few pieces around in the bowl, but she wouldn’t touch it, just kept trying to stay close to me. So I sat down again, let her keep nuzzling, just petting her. This started happening around once or twice a month at first, same exact situation, never escalated but she was super clingy, wouldnt touch her food until I left the kennel, whole nine yards. Went out there once, same thing, but when I sat down she sat on my hand(now of course I dont think that was on purpose, she’s not that smart, she was just trying to get under my arm like usual. When she did, her… Parts… Were like hot as fuck. She’s been spayed, she shouldnt be able to go in heat, I went to move my hand and she like almost jumped when I pulled it out and it rubbed across her thing, she immediately turned around, smelled my hand for a few second and then licked and nuzzled it like it was the freaking messiah. I left the kennel and just chalkd it up in the ‘well that was weird’ column. Kept happening though. Not the sitting on my hands, but she always liked and nuzzled them, eventually she started getting to the point where rather than putting her head under my arm, she’d move around when I was petting her to make me pet her butt just above her tail, if I tried to pet somewhere else shed move to position herself so I was petting her butt again.

One day, just because it kept happening like twice a week, that same exact cycle, I finally caved in, and just to see what she’d do, I gave her some rubbing on her lady bits. Literally as soon as I started, like instantly. She was turned away from me, ass facing me, tail up but not wagging and her ears down with her eyes looking at the ground while she painted madly. She got so into it after barely 30 seconds that she was humping back against my hand, whimpering, growling a bit, and soaking wet. Like i don’t even think I’ve ever seen a human woman get this wet. I didn’t even pentrate her but she was going nuts just from me rubbing her bits. After about a minute, she pulled away from me, turned around, licked and nuzzled my hand like it was god, then dropped down and started licking herself furiously. Did that for about a minute, got up, turned around, same position, tail up, eyes down, ears down and ass to me. So I rubbed her some more. Went on for about 10 minutes, until finally I guess she got so tired and was satisfied that she went to her dog box, flopped down and panted, didn’t even flinch when I grabbed the leash, no reaction at all(when usually she goes ape shit and acts wild until I put the leash on her.) So now about once every two weeks this happens, I come in, put her food down, she won’t touch it, turns away from me, tail up, head down and ears down, still as a statue. I rub or sometimes finger her now, she gets her fix, lays down in her dog box and passes out.