You’re all truly monsters. I have just learned some vital information on how to remove Eren x Levi off the face of this planet, fellow Shingeki no Kyojin weebs. If you know the show as I do, you know who Mikasa is. If you don’t, your a fucking disgrace to the name of us weebs. Anyway, Mikasa is Eren Jaeger’s adoptive sister. Yet, Mikasa is a Ackermann, if you didn’t know. This means she’s related to Levi Ackermann; one of the main sources to Levi x Eren. Levi is Mikasas cousin; meaning because she is Erens adoptive sister, by law Levi and Eren are related. Than; most of their relatives, if not all, are dead. Meaning by law, Levi would have to come forth and be Mikasa and Erens legal guardian/parent. This news made me fucking cry. This is not epic. Lets all sadly do the orange justice while we cry. Thanks for listening to my ted talk, once again. Remember, this is a PSA to all from the Survey Corps, and fellow teens in the Shingeki no Kyojin fandom, to keep Levi x Eren out of your browser history as it is now incest aswell. No Levi x Eren nor Eren x Mikasa. Levi x Mikasa is also off the table now. I will call the police on anybody who ships any of these. Please instead ship Eren x Armin. Thanks again for listening. Don’t test me, kiddos.