Do you hate real, outside-world social interaction? Do you have trouble making eye-contact with actual, living human organisms? Do you stutter and tremble while ordering food? Are you socially awkward? Well, have we got the thing for you!

Welcome to VRChat! Take a step into the virtual world, a world where you can be anything you want while, behind the VR headset atop your face, you remain your lonely, pathetic, real life self. Learn to form artificial relationships with people you will likely never meet or see; instead, lay your eyes on their carefully engineered in-game *avatars* instead of their actual real life appearances!

You can even form intimate relationships with others in this new, exciting virtual landscape! Instead of making an effort in the real world to impress a woman with your intelligence, career, or skills, you can simply strap a piece of technology to your sweaty face, join a VRChat room, find a lonely e-girl with zero social interaction skills and visible daddy issues, and impress her with your virtual avatar!

If you get lucky, you may find yourself engaging in, what they call, e-sex! This is a spicy, hot, and intimate experience that is, somehow, more embarrassing than phone sex! To be good at e-sex, full-body tracking is a must! Instead of touching an actual person in real life, simply pretend you are touching someone else in real life while moaning into your microphone! You better hope no one walks in on you (like your parents) during your spicy, e-sex session! It would surely be embarrassing to see someone masturbating, and seemingly talking to themselves, with a huge piece of technology on their face, no?!

Joining the virtual reality world is easy! Simply spend several thousands of dollars on VR equipment and tracking hardware to truly experience all it has to offer! Who would want to spend actual quality time with other people in real life when you can spend loads of money to do it artificially? Join now!