*Awoobis’ Prayer* \- Ouw fathew, which awt in heaven, hawwowed be thy name. thy kingdom come. thy wiww be done in eawth, as it is in heaven. give us this day ouw daiwy yiff. and fowgive us ouw twespasses, as we fowgive them that twespass against us. and wead us not into temptation, but dewivew us fwom eviw. fow thine is the kingdom, the powew, and the gwowy, fow evew and evew. awoo.