I was working for my overlord Ronald McDonald at 343 Ronald McDaddies Street West. As I was walking home I assured I was walking on the McDonalds owned sidewalk as walking on others private property was a violation of the NAP (Non-aggression principle). Whilst walking I notice on a induviual’s private property a women was being raped. I from the saftey of the McDonalds sidewalk ask the rapist if said action was voluntary. He responds “Indeed my sexual interaction with this women is indeed voluntary, for that she is a statist” I see and she replies “Help me, hes raping me” to which he responds “You not wanting to get raped is involuntary because I the rapist did not agree to not raping you” I slap her in the face for being a Commie Cuck and leave. To my horry I just relised I have violated the NAP, worse off, by slapping that women my hand has crossed into Burger King property, the Burger King Child Slave Army chases me. But they too have violated the NAP and so the McArmy sends in a McF-35 to deal with them.

  The next day I wake up and notice a bible, its when I noticed that God’s onmipresence violates McDonald’s private property, I tell my manager and he phones the boss. Then in the otherside of the street a McAbrams tank runs over the only remaining place of worship, the property it laying on is taken over by McDonalds. Then to us induviuals working within the property, a BurgerKing warper lands into the parking lot. We are put on Yellow Alert (The color Red is Communist Propaganda made by Obama). We dash to our positions whilst the McB-52 bombers fly above and carrpet bomb the nearest Burger King. Ass the smolderiing remains of the locate BurgerKing is radied by peasents and poor people too lazy to start they’re own businesses I sit back and enjoy my 4 microsecond break before getting back to work.