“Before you go calling someone a dumbass perhaps you need to ask yourself “Do you think he was using humour in an overt and absurd way so as to give those reading a chuckle”

Whenever someone takes me literally, it is like my amusement becomes supercharged & I am left wondering how anyone would have taken the post seriously. Sometimes it even gives me a chubby & I find myself stroking it to the thought of how ridiculous you must feel on the realisation you took something meant as humour literally.

Perhaps you should not be too quick in the race to make others look like fools as the risk of appearing as a complete and utter plonker is quite high & if you ask me, the little hit of dopamine you get from that moment of feeling superior is just not worth the risk.”