My buddies think I have a monster schlong, but in reality I have a micro penis..

The guilt is eating me alive. I’ve known them all since middle school and I’ve carried this lie for far too long. For some reason, I use to boast about my imaginary 9” dick and they all believed me. I’m the leader of our pack because of this very reason. They’ve all believed I’m packing some serious heat. And I’m tired of carrying this lie. I have a 2” penis when it’s fully hard. It’s tearing me up and I’m gonna reveal to them all these years later that I’ve been lying this whole time. We’re all grabbing crepes next week and I think that’s the time to reveal.