“This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual No Nut November sanctioned by the Internet. Porn And Nudes of class 4 and lower have been Made illegal for use during the No Nut November. And for the first time since it’s inception, no one has been granted special immunity from the No Nut November. No citizen or group will be exempt. Commencing at the siren, any and all Porn, including Hentai, will be illegal for 1 month. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until December 1 when The No Nut November concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and Internet, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.”