Imagine being a virgin into your late 20s watching your sister saunter around the house with a pair of zeppelins under her thin white tank top and then being so furiously overcome with incestuous lust you have to go into your bedroom and furiously type out essays about how Barack Obama is the actual antichrist and the worst thing since the Holocaust while trying not to just have a good wank to your sisters stolen pair of worn undies that you keep in your sock drawer.