Like everyone, I really love the hit game “Among Us” to the point where I would start to make Among Us references and quote memes whenever the game is mentioned. This has caused concern among (US AMONG US AMONG US) my family members, so I try to suppress my love for it.

The trouble started at the end of church when the priest said that one prayer. I wasn’t paying attention until the priest said “and dwelt among us.”

My parents looked at me in horror when I jumped on the pews and began shouting, “AMONGUS! AMONGUS! TWERKING YELLOW GIF!! RED IS THE IMPOSTER! I SAW HIM VENT!” My mom tried to get me down, telling me that the Lord is watching, but that only caused me to scream even louder. “JUDAS IS SUS! HE IS AN IMPOSTER!!”

My dad ended up dragging me out of the church and gave me a beating when we got home. Now everybody in the church is telling my mom to get an exorcist for me and they’ll pray for me. My dad said he’s going to get rid of my Among Us merch! I don’t know what to do!