So, I was bored today. Sitting in the corner, looking out the window. My mind started wandering, and then a thought popped into my head— “say, how much of the world is cum?”. So, I picked up some pencils and paper and did the math.

Let’s start with a conservative estimate. We’ll only consider male cum produced by masturbation, and we’ll only consider accumulation over one year. Using data from TENGA’s 2018 Global Self-Pleasure report, 92% of men masturbate, on average masturbating 4 days a week. On average, men ejaculate 5ml of semen when they masturbate, slightly less than when they have intercourse. The mass of water is approximately equivalent to the mass of semen, so we’ll say that at 1gram/ml, one male orgasm weighs 3 grams. So, here’s the math:

3 grams x 4 days = 12 grams/week/man = 624grams/year/man

92% of 3.5 billion = 3,220,000,000 men

624x 3 billion 220 million = 2,009,280,000,000 grams of cum/year worldwide

That’s 2 TRILLION grams of cum, just from masturbating, or 4,429,704,141 (4 billion) pounds.

About 12.9% of worldwide people are teenagers, so 520,000,000 (520 million) pounds of human cum are generated by masturbating teenagers, annually.

Now, the earth weighs 1317000000000000000000000 pounds. So, 0.000000000000003634807 % of the earth’s weight is human cum, annually.

If we look at over the last 200 centuries, since the dawn of homo sapien, 0.000000000672697% of the world is human teenage cum.

That’s a lot of cum. And that doesn’t take into consideration:

-female cum

-animal cum

-cum due to intercourse

-or fish cum