I’ve eaten a few reaper chillies and other things over the years, but my most painful experience came from eating some 10 million scoville extract off a teaspoon one day. The burn in the mouth was bad enough, the hottest I had ever felt, but that was the least of my problems. About 40 minutes after, as I was driving home, i suddenly felt like i had been shot in the stomach. Searing agony. Maybe as I hadn’t eaten anything before this stunt, who knows. Anyway, I get home and instantly feel my tummy go. I run to the toilet, and this is still only an hour or so after consuming this stuff, and what comes out of my arse is like liquid pain. The problem is that not only do I have 10 million scovilles rapidly exiting my passage, but at the time I also was suffering from an anal fissure which I was taking medication for. Glycerine or something if I recall, ironic as it now really did feel like i had dynamite up my arse. So along with the pain of feeling the spice of ten million scovilles it was coupled with the agony of a torn apart anus passage. To this day it has been the only tile I’ve almost passed out from pain.

Anyway sorry to inflict that on you. Story time over