So I was with some friends at the beach and my bro Kyle said we should do an epic prank by shouting the N-word as loud as we can. We took turns doing it but when it got to my turn I felt bad because I had a black friend when I was 4. So I shouted “Nether” at the top of my lungs instead. A kid next to me said “Oh my god Minecraft!” After he said that everyone around us went silent. The wave of silence spread across the beach. A chant of “Minecraft good, Fortnite bad” erupted across the beach and I joined in chanting as loud as I could. As the chant got louder, the waves stopped breaking so the only thing I could hear was the chant. As it got louder and louder, I saw a figure start to rise from the ocean. It was Keanu Reeves. Everyone on the beach added “Wholesome 100” to their chant as Keanu got closer by walking on water. As Keanu reached the beach, he said in his booming voice “You’re BREATHTAKING!” As he said that, I saw something falling from the sky. I quickly realized it was BIG CHUNGUS! He flopped onto the ground and rolled around before standing up and saying “You’re all WHOLESOME 100!” It was the best day of my life!

P.S. Please give me a good grade Mrs. Jones my mom will beat the shit out of me