What did you just fucking do? Do you understand what kind of *power* I have to completely fuck up your life right now? Your ignorance prevents your comprehension to fully experience my *powerful* class action lawsuit (which will be mailed to you within 24 hours to your primary address) against your impoverished, innocent, blindly complacent ass-wipe of a middle-class worker. Don’t you fucking dare second guess the *policies and practices* of my insurance company. Can i make one thing clear? I will be receiving the complete compensation from your pitiful bank account, even if you go into an endless amount of debt, because honestly you *deserve it*. I’m partnered exclusively with the same lawyers who got me 10% stake of Microsoft because I lost all my family photos and documents after *migrating* to windows 10. Don’t think you’re immune just because you’re poor and have never owned a multi-million dollar franchise company like *me*. Now kiss my Mercedes-Benz bumper which, due to your incompetent driving, is fucking wrecked…

Actually, while you’re at it, *suck my dick*. Yeah, that’s right, *suck it*! right here, right now, while everyone is watching.