I got this tattoo on my dick, says “Wendy” because of an ex. I didn’t think it through though because when I get soft it says “wy” now usually this isn’t a big deal but one day I went to a nude beach and met a fellow who also had “wy” on his dick. So me being who I am, I asked him if he had a girlfriend named Wendy. He said “Nah, my tattoo says ‘Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day!'”