I log on facebook, the first thing I see, is a penis on my profile picture. A one-inch penis. I mean, who is this guy? Why does he want to make fun of me, you know? My penis is not one-inch, it has three inches! Three inches! This moftftf- motherfucker! I swear to god. Change my profile picture to a penis. Comment on other people’s walls like a fooking reatard. How immature is that? You tell me how immature is that? Really don’t understand. I don’t know how he got my password either. And on my wall he posted: “I will now show my penis.” I mean like what the fuck is this? Who are you why did you hack me?? WHY?!? I want to knoow! WHY!?!?!? Whoever this hacker is, you beter watch out. Because Chinese state will get yo ass and kick it so hard, you will wish to never hack me. Das a warning. No das a threat. Nodda warning, dassa threat. I will find you and I will hack yor computer. You guys don’t even know how many good hackers there are in China. There are so many good programmers in China, you can’t even count. Look at all those people in China. 90% of them are computer nurds. Okey?! We will redacted your fucking computer. I dun give a shit how mush you pay for it, I will fucking Redacted it with my freaking stick. And Redacted in it and make it explode in your face. I’m not joking. I’m not jooking. Dat is true. Okay? But why do have to hack me, huh? What ded I ever du to yu except call u a betch? WHAT? You tell me, why??