I hereby bestow thou the N-word pass, as a black individual. This pass permits thou to use the n-word without any form of reprisal. This pass is effective for as long as your natural life. This pass may not be replicated, or given to anyone in any form. While you ARE allowed to use the n-word, you are not formally recognized as a black person and so may not use any other of our slang. If your n-word pass gets destroyed, you may replace it by asking me. If any black person now attacks you, verbally or physically, for saying the n-word, or tries to, tell the black person you are allowed to say it by whipping out your n-word pass.