Here’s an idea: delete reddit account, change identity, sell everything you have, convert money to euro, come with me, we fly to Germany, no tuition fees fuck the USA amirite, use Germany DSL as our ISP because fuck comcast amirite, buy a house together, acquire money by investing in stocks, continue to live such is life in Germany, police officer asks if we are legal residents; we say of course, president obama flies to our house along with 2 swole african american men, obama asks why we left, we say fuck comcast and fuck obamacare amirite, obama gives us comcast premium for free and free healthcare, thanks obama